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2011-01-14T17:20:00.002+08:00

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2009-08-29T15:00:00.000+08:00

seriously blogger is getting wacky. I am not going to blog anymore. so tiring i'll just let it rot until blogger gets better or until i have some freak shit exciting moment in my life. right now. NOPE.

2009-07-16T20:24:00.005+08:00

So angry wanted to do a really long entry and half way through

my blog decides ' hey lets screw up her entry '

I cant post pictures. tsk angryyyyy.

so yup wanted to an update on all the birthday parties and gatherings

I have attended this june and july. But oh wells. Its just my birthday

and my boss's birthday. Both this month. Loads of july babies I tell

you.

the angmoh guy is my new boss. my department - Ladies' affair, not anymore.

yeap thats all of us, ladies.

2009-06-21T13:02:00.003+08:00

recent activities. (some not that recent)

hehe we had a sleepover in a hotel with loads of booze.
with ben, kl, guang, zw and pat. circle of death was really
crap with them. so much movements.

bintan lagoon resort with my darlings. char, becky and joan.

jy's birthday at manfred's house. best drink in the house.
johnnie walker blue label. yummy.

2009-06-17T19:00:00.002+08:00

my some what old sephora makeup sat. was for christmas last year. finally used it. awesome right. its like huge. and so many freaking colors.

it doesnt look that bad on the first day cos my blood just look so yummy. like nice strawberry sauce. haha PERVERT! and it is quite bad. cos im like limping plus its on my old scar. anw i will take a recent photo. its like worst. damn sick. the 3rd day it still bled and emit a truckload of pas. soaking my super thick bandage.

so the reason i fell: see, i was listening to my ipod and walking in a back alley. then they whole bunch of girls, apparently called lotus flower gang. wahhhhhh want to beat me up sia. so i punch and kick. they all landed in coma. i only sustain a deep cut. see strong siol.

(if only that happen.)

2009-05-30T23:22:00.002+08:00

I have been youtubing like alot alot x1000000000000000.
I have practically watch every videos uploaded by these people.

Kevjumba
He's really funny and really cute. He talks about random things
and its just hilarious.

Happyslip
She's freaking pretty. Does the filipino accent. And she acts out
alot of different roles in her videos.

MargaretCho
Standup comedian. Really open in her topics.

RussellPeters
Standup comedian. Just as good.

Britain's got talent
FUNNY!

And I have been just watching random videos and reality
series everywhere. Paris hilton's bff and a shot at love 2
with tila tequila. (i know im lagging, shutup!)

2009-05-30T00:45:00.002+08:00

Out with my darling on thursday for Night at the museum 2.
Omg i laugh like really super loudly. My darling was so sweet,
kept feeding me can. Gosh! We did really lame stuff. Went into
the wrong entrance of the theatre and left our drink at th counter
after paying. The staff had to run after us.

So anyway, its always movie and dinner. I still got the red dog
balloon in my head, its like bouncing in the background. damn
cute. I liked kamunrah, he has short tongue and a british accent.

Tonight was dinner with my lovely lovely bestfriends. Had my
long awaited bak kut teh, zhu jiao and xian cai. Azabu-sabo for
desserts. Walk around CQ, imitating the girl at butter fac playing
five ten. ORHHHHH! I SAY ORHHHHH!

OMG at dinner, i dripped the dark soy sauce on my skirt. so fugly!
Look like mandy stain can.

Group proj tomorrow with zy, geraldine and shuyu in school. yes
school on a sat is hilarious. OH OH guess what, i made new
friends in my company. I'm so happy. There is like a total of
12 other interns. But a few left cos nyp has like only 10 wks of
apt. Lucky! So im gonna miss Noriko alot. She's really cute,
but i met her way too late didn't even have lunch with her.
Some what like virtual friends. IJ girl too!

Then its left with the ECE NP students and loads of smu
students. Really nice bunch of guys. Can't rmb names that
well. They booked the conference room today and we tapao
food to watched some documentary they rented from our
company. it cost like 10 k. freaking shit ex la. 7 habits!

And this guy had to do a presentation for us as requested
by his supervisor. It was on some engineering thing.
SOA?!!! Omg I can't remember.

Into the 4th month of internship. Happiness. Then im
making sure my hols is gonna be a full day of partying.
Can't wait.

2009-05-25T21:20:00.003+08:00

My anger has subside now. But I bet that the more I
type, the more angry I get.

This year, my posts have been tumultuous. I just feel
so indignant to every little minute things or situation
or people etc. Totally easily irritated.

Yupp 1st there are the non stop in flow of expats/foreigners.
Like stop bringing them in. The foreign students take up
our slots in the education sector. We have crude and extremely
loud foreigners that cannot speak the basic english or at least
the minimal level of english. They not only tarnish our
country's reputation, they think they fucking own Singapore.
Imagine tourists were to ask for help from any of the foreigners.
The tourist would assume that S'pore is a biligual/multiligual
country. Yes we were. Until a horde of foreigners who can't
speak english to save their lives entered.

The expats, they treat us like dogs. Thinking that we so called
second class will kowtow to them. FUCK LA. ure in my country.
I hate those Singaporeans who fucking suck up to them. Stop it
la. Ang mohs are nothing. Gosh. I go into a store, instead of getting
treated with equal respect and proper service, I get push aside
and wow the bloody ang moh gets treated with 1st class service.
Boo for Singapore in terms of service. Come on, what makes
the nabei ang mohs better than us.

I have worked for a certain bunch of angmohs. And they are
hideous in every single way. No respect, no morals, no manners.
Just PIGS! Hate them. They are fucking dirty and fucking kiasu.

And those foreigners, can proclaim their country is better than
our country. FUCK U, why are u here? Don't come la. Enough
of the olympics in Beijing. Gosh stop playing it over again on TV.
All the documentaries! WTF. I get it, a chinese country gets to
host it. kudos. period.

I hate fake people. There is a fine line between being pretentious
and being cordial and tactful. If you dont't like the person. Why
act so nice. At least show some disdain. Don't go telling somebody
else u hate the person. It will always come back to the victim's
ears. FUCKING STUPID!

And I hate it when u tell a guy, they will be like "why uall girls
have to blow up the matter, why can't uall take it easy and
go on with life?"

FUCK MAN, what if i tell a guy this when he loses a match
to someone he doesn't like.

"chill la, its only a game, why take it so seriously? MOVE ON"

HUH uall like that not. Guys got fucking high testostorone levels
and a huge ass ego. We girls, have our reputation. So what guys
can do, is to just sit down quitely and support the person in need
of alot alot alot of support and love.

Worst case. u tell ur problems to a devout christian catholic or
whatever, and u get a reply that goes like this. "Leave it all
in God's hands, he will be the judge. Love one another, Love
ur enemies more, forgive and forget. Spread the love"

FUCKKKKK OFF. U try to be in my position, u see how.
I say this to u la, u confirm get fucking mad. Like wtf
i dont get ur support and now u are like siding the
bitch. FUCK U.

I hate 3rd parties. Why do some women just love to wreck people's
family apart. Like fuck u. Go find some other dick. They will never
be family. If they are nice, thats good. I'll be nice too but never
count u in as a family member.

If they try to ruin ur family. They can fuck off and go to hell.
I swear if i could curse, I would curse the bitch. So fucking
old still wanna create trouble. I hope she suffers, really
suffer. I swear karma hasn't come down on her. And I
really wonder why. All these years. A decade or more.
Cant the bitch just die. Still can act so fucking nice and
sweet. Poison everyones' mind with her honey tongue.
Seriously why can't people see through her. I have
fuckedup family members.

I really would love to humiliate her. When she dies, I
wont be those fake asses that sing praises at her funeral.
I will make sure, I would come up with a kick ass eulogy
for the bitch.

FUCKING ANGRY. I HATE THIS YEAR. I HATE TO
SEE PEOPLE AROUND ME SUFFER.

no one messes with the people i love. gosh. make me
feel so psyco cos i really would love watching the bicth
suffer.

My whole post involve all the things i hate and also
right now a particular person i would love to get even
with. expose her.

2009-05-24T00:29:00.002+08:00

Butter Factory at One Fullerton on friday.

BORING. I love my company, I love the club.
I quite like the music BUT I hate the crowd.
The people were so old.

But there were interesting people.

1. this girl caught my attention. we were sitting down,
people watching and suddenly this girl started shaking
and dancing funnily. i swear she danced funnily. i kept
laughing. She couldn't stop flirting with the guys around
her. Kept hugging them. She was high i guess. And she
did a hand wave. She looked like she was dancing chacha
cos her legs were moving frantically.

2. becky, chien hui and me bought drinks and started our
round of five ten. and this lady and guy next to us were also
playing the same thing. they were playing it with very
vigorous hand movments. chien hui says that, that is how
PROs play. Whatever the case, she didn't sound pro.
Her voice was so high pitched and went she said "ALL"
it sounded like an orgasmic cry. Like Orhhhhhh Orhhhh.
I swear it was fucking high pitched. Somemore she kept
saying " I SAY (pause) ORHHHHHH" along with funny
hand movements.

3. We sat outside to rest cos we had shoe problem. I wore
SPG heels. haha. SO FUCKING PAIN. Anw along came this
2 weirdos. Girls by the way. Not bad looking and drunk.
All i heard was "FUCK OFF YOU FUCK OFF HONEYYYY
FUCK! BABYYYY FUCK OFF LIKE HE SHOULD FUCK OFF"
(one of them started puking and the other started smoking,
watching her friend puke) Then they start their fuck off talk
as if nothing happen with occasional slanging.

4. last part we went to get drinks, saw this fugly slut lying and
rolling around her bf. then happily go and flirt with some other
guy then she come back and roll around her bf. he was probably
enjoying it cos she was sitting on his crouch area and ROLLING.
rubbing sliding! ugly slut.

5. saw a long long ago EX-actor

6. an old lady partying. she looked like 50. Saw a bunch of botak,
big belly, residing hair line, bald spot, wrinkly and saggy old men
dancing to rnb and hiphop. wtf!

7. shoes flying around. someone lost her shoe but found it. had to
get the help of a bouncer to find her damn shoe.

8. girl's bra was 3/4 out of her dress.

9. i had my glowing breast! (only becky and ch will know)

aiyohhh exciting to people watch huh.

2009-05-18T20:21:00.005+08:00

2009-05-12T12:06:00.004+08:00

ignore the fact that i look like shit here. like seriously look at my nose haha. PIG!
swollen cheek. :(

educational digram for all.

ok went for my knnccb wisdom tooth extraction yesterday night.

good thing is that i have 4 days MC. but if i'm feeling better, i'll go

back on friday. cos its getting busy again and we interns are very

important. ya right. they need us to clear invoices, scan, attach etc.

fucking pain. the dentist gave me a jab. one on my bottom left and

upper right. i know the jab hurts cos i done it on my bottom right

before. but hell i was wrong i didnt know it would be soooo fucking

bad. the top one was killer.

she jab the bottom, i was like ok. can tahan. the top one the first jab

also can tahan then she say the second one will be very pain. so

i say go ahead. she poke in, i cannot tahan sia then she poke further

and further in until i heard a squirting sound, like my nerve or some

blood vessel broke. fucking pain i scream damn loud. omg. i at least

kena 6 jabs on my gums. i can still feel it man.

my whole mouth numb la. take xray, i kept shivering then already

start to tear. damn pain. i swear cannot tahan. since my whole

mouth is numb i cant talk neither can i swallow my saliva. quite

funny.

so she start the op. then i open my eyes see what she taking. wle.

take this knife shit thing. i hurry close my eyes. then another

smaller knife, i think to flip my gums.

she took some needle looking thing, supposedly a drill and started to

drill a hole. her aim is to crack my tooth. so after idk how long. felt

like 1834193741924 hours. the pressure was damn wahhhhh hard?!

the nurse had to hold me. cos everytime the dentist use force, my head

will slant. ok then next she took a pincer. she had at least 3 types.

small, medium and large. and using that she started pulling and said there

will be a very loud sound. then wah CRACK. my tooth broke. one part

out still left the other half. so same process of pulling. finally out and

immediately i feel my cheeks swell. its like trauma to my fucking

mouth. be theres like bruises inside. internal bleeding.

oh then the top one. she prepared me for ALOT of pressure. hell yeah

alot of pressure. but that was fast. POOP my tooth came out.

the bottom one is a surgery and the top is just an extraction.

the bottom one takes damn long for the pain to subside cos of the cut

and stiches. the top is fine, just that the injecting is fucking painful.

i cried the whole night la. couldn't sleep at all. i swear painkillers dont

work. i cough out at least 1/4 of a small plastic bag of blood. plus i had

no idea why my saliva was fucking gooey. like some shit load of mucus.

i guess it was a clotting process to stop the bleeding. my bleeding stopped

fast but the pain did not subside. BAD!

so i left one more tooth. pray that it will never come out. fuck man.

a prettier pic la. can compare my jaw line.

2009-05-10T19:01:00.002+08:00

see when you sit in an office facing the darn computer.
dying of boredom, with endless invoices and reports.
you will start to ponder about everything. your past,
present and future. and you start to wonder why
things happened.

so it leads me to the topic of having your "first" love.
someone you actually liked alot. it doesn't have to
the first guy/girl, but a first time you actually liked
someone.

when you see that person, your heart feels funny.
you start to do so much thinking.
you watch his/her every action.
when the person gets close to you, you
start to wonder; is this a dream.
even a simple text would make you leap.
a smile will form across your face, most of
the time without you knowing.
and when you are actually out with the
person, you become so comfortable and
just can't stop day dreaming.
he's there constantly in your mind.
you give in to everything he says and wants.
but deep down you know that nothing will ever
happen and that the person is probably the
worst guy ever.
yet you still can't stop this feeling.
you may start to deny that you don't like him
anymore but i'm sure deepdown there is still
some sort of feeling.
he will be the guy that you start to think of
when other guys are chasing you.
you will always compare him to others.
even the smallest action of his will mean the
world to you.
when you're talking to him or you're out with
him, you would feel like you're the luckiest
girl.
but if you ever asked yourself this question:
why do i like him?
you will realise you dont have the answer.

ok the bad thing about sitting in the office and reflecting is
that you can actually be so damn mad. like i finally found
out what really pisses me off.

1. Fake people.
ok i know everyone hates them. but i really wanna kill
them. why must they always have a motive behind
their every actions. spoiling relationships at a steady
pace. and in front of you, act so pally wally. STOP IT.
its disgusting. and the worst thing, is that no one realises.
even if they do they are all too coward to do something
about it. i know theres nothing you can do. but i would
love to make this particular person's live a living hell.
like a fucking shithole. best that the person dies. but
i can't kill so its even better if the person can slowly
suffer while you sit back and enjoy. obviously you have
to do it in the most subtle way, making sure you play
the same game of being fake. i believe in karma, but
sometimes karma just doesn't come around does it,
or it isn't hard enough. i'm so angry with that fucker,
that i swear i can just kill right now. fuck uall, i sound
psycho. shutup cos you don't know what the person
has done. don't worry friends, it ain't any of you.

anw shall continue soon. out for mother's day dinner.

2009-04-27T18:28:00.002+08:00

Grand aunt's funeral mass and cremation today.
mass at Risen Christ
cremation at mandai crematorium

the cremation was sad. really sad even i cried.
but if i look stupid cos i wasnt even close to her
only my mom was. but i see everyone cry plus
the atmosphere damn depressing.

seriously it is, the last time you can actually get
to see the person physically. and once the coffin
goes in, its just gonna be ashes later.

anw this year is a really bad year, i guess for most
people too. at the start of the year, i was sick for
nearly 2 months went to the doc 4 times just for
a simple flu. then news of so many people getting
cancer. so many scares, cos of full body checkup.
so many deaths.

life is tragic and really short. cliche as it sounds
but i am sure everyone believes it too. so we all
got to treasure everything, everyone well
anything. i guess when we look at everything
now we got to look at it in a positive angle.

:(

2009-04-20T20:57:00.002+08:00

quick update.

timbre on thursday
with pat, kailun, zhiwei, guang, ben, baoru,
becky, fiona, larry, ghislene, bryan.
funny night. i shall not embarrass anyone.

so moving on. phuture on friday. with mag,
my favourite 2 - becky and joan. with jy
and gang. strange night! once i get the photos
i shall blog about what happen. haha

HINT : BISEXUAL SLUT!!!!!!

ok so tomorrow, date with my dearest shuyi
driving on wed, 17 again with patty on thurs
and fabulous friday with my favourites.

2009-04-12T21:26:00.002+08:00

Now stand up and take several steps back, roughly 15 feet away,
It will become... Marilyn Monroe.
or
take out your spectacles or contacts to see monroe.

just bored.

2009-04-11T01:52:00.004+08:00

I have 2 major shoe catastrophe.

1. imagine heavy downpour. i'm 3/4 soak.
i have to borrow umbrella from my instructor.
so imagine a huge lao nia umbrella. my shoe
has a gallon of water. it so happens that i washed
my shoe a few days back. who would have
known that it still contain soap. so i had to not only
internally slide around in my shoe but also having
a shoe with major spasm and foam coming out
from everywhere. sick! angry!

2. now imagine nice pretty bling bling sandals.
strap breaks leaving me limping and dragging
my right foot. grace decided to stick a plaster
on the loose strap so as to secure it. who knows,
that grace would have secure it using the part
wih the gauze. immediately, it came out again.
so i had to drag my foot for holy communion.

anw its like 2 am now. i fking tired. been sleeping
damn damn late for the past 2 days. but nevermind
i dont wanna sleep. so i search for random things.
like these:

(got a bunch of crap i found. but i will only focus on one
category tonight- SEX)

Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. On any given day 400,000,000 people around the world (1 in 17 of us) will have sexual intercourse. Broken down further, about 4,000 people are having sex right now.
Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting.
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.
The average size of an erect penis is 5 inches, and the average flaccid penis measures about 3 inches.
You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.
In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment – a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her – but she may only do so with her bare hands.
The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in Alabama and Mississippi.
The G-spot was named after the German gynaecologist Ernst Grafenberg, the first person to describe it in1944.
If you’re not turned on, your G-spot may only be as big as a pea.
The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes.
During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.

The Seven Stages of Sex

The 1st stage of sex is called Smurf Sex

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd stage of sex is called Kitchen Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd stage of sex is called Bedroom Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has become routine and you usually only have sex in your bedroom.

The 4th stage of sex is called Hallway Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you."

The 5th stage of sex is called Religious Sex

Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th stage of sex is called Courtroom Sex

This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.And last but not least.......

The 7th stage of sex is called Centrelink Sex

Sex - You get a little each month, but not enough to live on!

If a woman experiences an orgasm during sex, she’s more likely to become pregnant, since orgasmic spasms in pelvic muscles can help move sperm up the vaginal canal to the uterus.
70% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex.
Many elderly people can and do have frequent sex: At age 70 — 73% of males are still potent; and 30% of women aged 80 or older still have sex.
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
The most common fantasy is oral sex.
8% of us have regular anal sex.
The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to
brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.
At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt
to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more
powerful orgasm.

Question: What is S/M?
Answer: S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism. Some prefer the term BDSM or Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission. Women who enjoy BDSM find that combining pleasure and pain turns them on.
S/M is not abuse. It is consensual activity between willing partners. BDSM is a way for some women to gain power by pushing their limits. Some examples of S/M are: spanking, bondage, whipping, acting out scenes and attending sex parties.

click this for all the sexual positions. so u wont just know the common ones like doggie, missionary, 69 etc.

http://www.sexinfo101.com/sexualpositions.shtml

and one more. a-z and 0-9 sex terms.

http://www.sex-lexis.com/

enjoyyyyyy.

2009-04-05T18:10:00.006+08:00

REBEL on friday.

with,

lessy

maggie

milf

teng kee

ivy

jerome

manfred

alfred

lessy and me

the girls

ahah! thats the milf and jerome. woot. check out sophia's face. C-L-A-S-S-I-C.

haha lessy's face here is hilarious

end<3

2009-04-04T23:05:00.003+08:00

75% alcohol content.
I went to search comments on this stupid
drink on the web. Here's what i got:

"Red like Fire, Strong as Hell. Drink two glasses directly before going to bed, and you will open the gates to your inner soul."

"Great flavour, beautiful colour, lovely bottle... not to mention the effects. By the second glass I was having one of the best nights of my life and it just got better with more."
(haha this mother fucker must be a guy, the effects of a one night stand. must be a virgin or just really wild sex therefore being his best night of his life.)

http://www.absinthesupply.net/absinthe/what-is-absinthe.html
click and read to know what this shit is.

ok omg its like damn hot, numbs your whole throat.
like drinking a shot of anesthesia. bad really bad.
we didn't hallucinate cos the absinthe now does not
contain thujoane. like what manfred says they
only sell the authentic absinthe aka green fairy
in black markets.

i'll upload pics soon

2009-03-29T17:33:00.005+08:00

that was shuyi's belated birthday dinner.

prawning with joan and weihao.

with billy the prawn. and now the rest of the captives.

sleepover after prawning on friday.

drank and played wii. super fun

game Raving rabbits?! something

like that la. hand aching cos have

to move like alot.

next afternoon, was confessions of

a shopaholic. love it. so funny!

then off to church to meet eun and

shuyi.

2009-03-24T21:45:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST

you'll always be my moo my moo ohh

it started when we were younger

my moooo ooooh

so today i did endless of scanning, data entry, creating excel files and tallying non stop, just vouching here and there. end month so rather busy, time pass oh so fast. i feel like im in the office for only 2 hours. so far so good, starting to like it more and more then might hate it later cos it is so routine and mundane.

rush for driving after work, ran like a mad cow. stupid bus stops at old airport road. went into the circuit today. fun! scary! exhilarating! i like the S COURSE alot and the slope thingy. anw everything is so structured. look here look there check blindspot blah blah.

omg i keep going to the toilet like at least 6 times aday. partly cos i got a weak bladder and cos im like tired. if coffee doesnt work, walking or peeing keeps u awake. sounds disgusting but i can tell whether this particular person is in the toilet peeing. she has a fucking unique pee sound. haha like abrupt short and 'sweet' sounds. sick i know. but damn cool la, imagine if i cant see, all i have to do is ask the person to pee and can tell who that is. who needs braille when u have pee sounds. gosh i should open a school.

oh havent been meeting the guys for lunch. im always hungry, its hard to change my lunch to 12 just to meet them when im already so use to eating at 1130am. oh wells.

omg i got ass rape by flies just now, wtf just cos i accidentally sat on a fly, that fly squeeze out and bit me. fucker. and some other flies attacked me. i didnt even eat much la. fuck the kopitiam, mother who ask them to use white lights when u have those flying ants flies flying here and there.

headed down to icekimo, bump into lessy and lj. lj look so toot now. haha nice haircut dude. lessy and me hug for like freaking long. so embarrassing cos everyone was like looking at us. the noise we made. haha.

2009-03-22T20:01:00.003+08:00

Girlie day today.
Prep myself for another 5 days
of work.

1. Manicure
2. Kose masque
3. Full body polish
4. Hair treatment
5. Loads of drama watched
6. Apple and milk detox diet

So no dinner today and for the
rest of the week unless i cannot
resist food, which is highly likely.

OMG I GOT CORN ON MY TOES.
so ugly now can. like 2 ball ball on
my baby toe. the ball ball looks bigger
than my baby toe. imagine the sight.

Had driving today. finally learnt reverse
parking. on tuesday i will be entering
circuit like finally. TP soon, 8 May.
NERVOUS!

I just remembered, last friday i went
to watch LEGEND OF CHUN LI
at J8 with joan. haha. we had no movies
to watch, wanted to watch the cop movie.
no idea whats it called. forgot. but was sold
out.

as we were choosing a movie to watch
with the oh so embarrassing huge
cupon jolene printed from her email.
we were looking at the posters of the
various movies and ....

Joan: (looking at chun li) YOU KNOW
CHUN LI HAS NO PAO PAO ON HER
HEAD IN THIS MOVIE

2 Spore Ah Nehs: chun li has no pao pao?!
????? (totally confuse with he word pao
pao, probably thought they were breasts
cos they got a little high)

btw pao pao = hair buns
well the movie was funny, we felt like we
were watching channel 8. it was edmund
chen he made it feel like a local movie.
anw the show is BAD at least better than
let the right one in. which char came out of
the movie with eyes that could kill. haha
she said we (joan and me) suck at choosing
movies. well we didnt expect the vampire
to explode literally.

at the end of the movie they mention RYU.
heeeee i like. joan and me started to get
very excited over a stupid video game
character. like a bunch of stupid school
girls.

seriously! if we think video game characters
are cute. Imagine what makes us high.

oh oh PEOPLE GO AND WATCH COMING
SOON. damn scary can. go go go. its really
good.

2009-03-18T20:40:00.004+08:00

I'm so happy today la. like work seem to pass
fucking fast cos i had so much things to do haha.
Mr Ng came to visit asked about work and all.
He took 30 mins of our time making time pass
even quicker.

I made friends whooohooo. I have more people
for lunch now. But only for 2 months. Sian why
do bfs or bs students have to have such a short
period of intership.

I'm happy cos i met patty pork yesterday.
And she got me tibits and wrote a note to me.
"LOST IN PS?" (private joke)

ramen.

shopping.

ranting.

I'm happy cos my honeybaby also now my GF
kept me alive on the phone. I keep suaning her
and i'm having a kick out of it.

I'm happy cos my pangsai creates lame lame
jokes that makes me laugh.
"You will take damn long to bathe cos ur body so big"

I'm happy cos my becky looks great in bangs.

I'm happy cos my moo is coming back soon
from Cambodia which i thought ......
(only becky, joan and peimin knows)

I'm confuse about a whole lot of things. 3
issues to be exact. 2 relating and 1 completely
sudden.

Ok i have enough to juggle now. Just
cos of one asshole that I'm not even close to, is
creating problems. HELLO YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE C****SS! AND THE FRIENDS STOP
MAKING IT WORST.

FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS.
LITERALLY I MEAN GUYS.
MAN BOYS WHATEVER.
JUST FUCK OFF.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
GUYS ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL TROUBLES.
FUCKING LIARS AND RS & FS WRECKERS.
THEY ARE MORE GOSSIP-Y THAN ANY OTHER CREATURE
LIES SO THEY CAN SAVE FACE.
why cant some girls see it.
they are nice for fuck only.
they end up smothering you
with problems that
you didn't even start.

sexist in the making.

now im pissed again. confused pissed and feel like
punching everyone now. fuck it la. stop messing
with my friends.

2009-03-16T22:09:00.002+08:00

OK i made a mistake by insulting his friends
and family. i regret it. it was out of anger can.
IM SORRY FOR PULLING IN FRIENDS AND
FAMILY COS IF I WAS IN UR POSITION NOW
I WOULD KILL THE ASS WHO INSULTED
THEM which is me.

2009-03-16T20:36:00.002+08:00

"And they say women are confusing.
Omg look at them (guys)"

yay totally agree with that.

"i support u Clio, just forget obout r/s for awhile. haha, and yes i allow u to adopt my motto... 'i dont do r/s ' hahahahaha.anw.. its definitely HIM not YOU... lolz.and u rrly deserve so much better.....and we will definitely still be here for you. (= "

Yup clio don't do relationships for awhile.

SEE I GOT THE BESTEST AND COOLEST FRIENDS EVER
THEY MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST GIRL AROUND.

for any girl that is troubled and down over a boy. they can be sure
they are normally the sane ones.

2009-03-15T14:59:00.002+08:00

I had the most unkind two days, since yesterday.
Yes because a mother fucker has to destroy all
my effort i painstakingly put in. So not worth it.
A person once told me not to evoke drama into
a relationship but i guess what you preach may
either fall on deaf ears or even better PRACTICE
NOT WHAT YOU FUCKING PREACH.

Your ludicrous and cowardice reasons have definitely
left me dumb founded. Come on, i dont even have the
proper facts on what is actually happening. So if you
could give me a detail explaination, I would be nicer
in my post. Well too bad, you didnt. No sympathy for
any mother fuckers.

We have our differences, i get it. Its normal to have
differences YOU NOOB. Normal, not to see eye to
eye. We are poles apart in character, in our goals.. etc.
So what?! its normal.

BUT NOOOO the drama mama has to create this whole
theathrical scene and insist on cooling down. You can
only have a breather when you have a bona fide reason.
Plus I have not seen any significant differences that would
lead you to the extent of avoiding me. There was never
a build up of any unsolved arguments. Its all to sudden.
Only an asshole as repulsive and pathetic as you can
come up with an execrable reason and actually use
that reason to go into your loathsome shit hole you're
leaving in.

You're just a recalcitrant liar and demean yourself
to this pitiable state. Gosh i feel sorry for you.
Worthless now, hopeless in everything. Guess I'm
upgrading by getting rid of you.

Lets see, you never treated anyone well. Always treating
yourself with undue favor. Self pride and self admiration
is distasteful. When will you ever learn. You fuck.

What makes someone put himself above the rest?
Thinking that he is more mature than another person?
Its just inbuild. It the fucking character, the upbringing
of having a loser family molly coddle a stupid person
that has a dick just cos the family name can be carried
forward.

Just cos i use the word tio tai ji does not make me less
mature. its just a preference and its for fun. FUCK ANYONE
who think using a certain word makes a person immature.
So what if u do not have a "teen" behind ur age now. Are
you saying that once the "teen" is dropped, ure immediately
godly and perfect. I'm addressing all assholes who have that
mentality. JUST FUCK OFF.

But if the mother fucker could just think for a moment.
Is he really that perfect to be this ego and to get rid of
the responsibily of a bf for a period?

Its saddening that ure already poor and that ur character
does not make up for that. I never received anything from
u before except that loser looking bunch of roses. I get 11
roses with no significance in the no. and you add on to my
misery by saying that u made 99 for that bitch before.
i bought you gifts that cost up to 100 plus, but u insulted
a few of my gifts and etc. Well did u ever give me anything
even on christmas. No ur reason was cos u dont celebrate it.
Well if you didnt know, I DO. So a present would have been nice.
self centered fucker.

Movies always had to be chosen by you.
you have never once allowed me to watch a horror flick with u.
when u know horror, gore genres of movies are my favourite.
Neither did we watch a romance movie before. I gave u a list
of movies i have been wanting to watch, instead u rented 2 movies
of ur choice. the funny thing is that u ask me to choose a movie
cos u had no idea. I gave u a list. instead of renting something from
my list you had to rent movies i would never watch. But i have always
been accomodating and watch ur stupid movies with u. same goes
for food choices.

And to be able to get u to go shopping with me is when i have something
i NEED to buy if not no shopping for me. We havent gone to town since
idk when. even if we went we had to have a reason to go to town.
See ure always finding a valid reason then u would follow me to shop.
Now i ask for a valid reason yet u ignore me forcing me to leave u alone.
I did plan on leaving u to sort things out if a valid reason was given to me.
But now i cant, like i say im too confuse. i have no idea what u want. ure
acting like a real bitch.

I know certain things i mention was from before but honestly if u have the
cheek to tell me that u have changed for the better than u ought to
fuck urself and die. YOU HAVE CHANGED FOR THE WORST.
being a coward not wanting to talk on the phone to solve it. being to
afraid of an argument when we are already arguing. Anw do not
mis inteprete my msg just now u FUCKING STUPID ASS. I didnt
sum up our differences. I JUST SUM UP UR FUCKING FLAWS.

gosh cant even tell basic differences and now still try to create
trouble and moving on to more complicated things by pointing
out our differences. HAH! Pure loser. Stop asking me to think
about it. I am clueless. PERIOD.

U left me hanging without a reason. Just telling me we have
differences. How can difference goals and personality affect us.
the differences would have been realised long ago, to be exact 1
year ago. You came crawling back, i forgave you and now u say we
have diferences HUH. U took 1 year to admit u were wrong,
i still accept u. at that time our differences has already came
to light but no u still want to get back means that u were ok with
the fucking differences and now 2 months later u start ur fucking
nonsense and now bring up the differences all of
a sudden. Like i say there was no buildup of any problems.
it just happen so that one day, you fucking decide
to take a break cos of some magical apparition of diffrences.
This is shocking and uncalled for. No validity get it. WHY DO
YOU THINK IM SO MAD AND PISSED.

Yes i insulted you, but i mean it and i know you will agree with me.
I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT MY LOSER EX BF
IS A FUCKING LIAR AND SHOULD JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE.

im sure i will have tons of supporters on this issue. AVIDA SEN to
all fuckers who treat girls like shit.

we should have stuck with our plan friends.
i should have not gave chances.
we were all wrong. people can't change
for the better. the bad will always be in
there.

well if its karma, hey i got it. ENOUGH.
i just hope the next person to get karma
will be him.

i dont have to feel so bad cos i was
never quite honest about things too.

2009-03-06T00:59:00.005+08:00

update update!
oh hoh partyyyyyy on wednesday ladies night
at PHUTURE with becky, joan, grace, jiaying,
eunice, priscilla, peimin, sharmaine, jess and sally loh!
there were a bunch more can't rmb names and oh yea
joanne was there. Almost all drunk ah, in the end. bump
into mabel and aaron there. fun fun so many people.

here are the pictures, the nicer ones first then my really
unglam and constipated looking face.

YAY!!!!!!! crowded really crowded night.

attachment in 3 more days. siannnnnn!

OH GOODLUCK FOR A's TOMORROW BECKY AND CHARCHAR.

LOVE YOU GUYS DEEP DEEP.

2009-01-06T23:57:00.001+08:00

sometimes friends can be so useless
they seem to be always there to fuck
up your day. especially that one, that
really useless bitch.

2008-12-31T01:39:00.003+08:00

met grace at serangoon gardens to
slack then headed to PS.
Played Left 4 Dead at dome today.
One word, EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!
watched bedtime stories after that
with sara and grace. funny!

oh St. James tomorrow. Should be fun.
oh dear i have no clothes but i have
the best christmas presents so far.
seriously i love my family. they
spoil me to the core. upload the
pictures of my gifts soon.

2008-12-27T16:20:00.016+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

mass at midnight.

becky's house for drinks, mj and wii.

I OWNED DARREN IN BOXING.

ok joan is really good too. (she beat me can)

I want to sing sing sing on the mic for gituar hero!

aaron has short hair now. nice!
peter!!!!
grace, ashley and sara.
with gabriel.

with amelia!
and sam!

i really think yow looks damn good here la. body damn nice can.

nick and norah's infinite playlist at cine.

with kai, roy, gary, jy and pat.

Video of me and my lessy in TAIWAN.

pictures of taiwan will be up soon. ALOT ALOT!

steamboat bbq at turf city and
zouk with my darlings on friday.

cabbed there with joany and becky to meet edwin and jolene.

miraculously edwin got a chop into zouk.

like so late already plus citibank limit over.

visit char at BnJ, got free cakes.

got grab by a guy who address me as michelle and

went on telling his friend that he swear i was michelle.

bump into zoe there.

saw my eyecandy :)

dance with 2 really crazily high girls and with bobby, hongtat and friends.

i kept calling hongtat, TONG HUAT!

Awwww john fetch us home, he came all the way from eunos know.

LOVE YOU JOHN!

oooh my poor becky got stepped on until her two baby toe nails dropped out la.

alot of blood can. KNNCCB to those who stepped on her.

omg we didnt drink our snow white and the seven dwarfs laaaaaa.

cannot tou over tequila and juggies can.

2008-12-02T18:48:00.004+08:00

Yeap yesterday was World AIDS Day.
And yes that explains all the condoms i took.
I love the one in the boxes. Haha cos its from
agnès b. Its just a sponsorship la, but how
many people can haolian and say ehhhh i got
branded condom. Anyway I wanna do a vlog too.
Im not happy that so many people got vlog. I bet
alot people find vlogs stupid. But i just wanna do it
BUT must be with somebody. Aiyahhhhh!
My only drama mama friend that is willing to do it
with me is none other than my honeybaby.

Life sucks when ure bored and common tests
are like this week. FUCK MAN! I quit school la.
SOOOO lazy can plus so no mood. I want to like
fast forward to holidays and then pause.

This part is important. Almost forgot about it.
Must bold it to highlight that I have lame
and sick friends like lessy.
My lessy asked me a riddle on the phone this
afternoon.

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(hahahahhahaahha ehhhh i really thought it was funny, dont suan me if you didnt think its funny. Shame on u for not having a good sense of humour.)

Oh then she adds her own sick perverse sentence.
SURROUND SOUND SYSTEM.

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SO AFTER THIS INCIDENT
I DECLARE THAT PATRINA LIM JING NING AINT THAT INNOCENT AFTER ALL.
(looks can be so deceiving ah)

2008-11-30T15:26:00.004+08:00

Oh yes baby, you'll be mine soon.

I'll make you mine once you're

come to Singapore. HURRY COME!

By hook or by crook, you will be

mine.

YES just you blackberry storm.

2008-11-29T01:04:00.006+08:00

2008-11-24T17:28:00.007+08:00

Yes old pictures and I have loads more. Like becky's
birthday pictures, settlers cafe pictures, last friday
outing, sushi buffet with maggie and pat and the
playground pictures. NO TIME LAA!

Projects all due this week, and exams start on the
6 th Dec. And I haven't studied, Oh not to mention
I can't study cos I have E learning week which can
be so crazy. Like last year, we did our E learning
projects for the whole day. I was with my group
members for like breakfast, lunch and dinner
and supper too.

HECTIC!
Jy's typical upclose shot.

Bump into nana.

VERY LONG AGO ZOUK PICS, actually it was just

drinks at winebar. Too tired to party that night. Plus

it was only just the 3 of us. Becky, joan and me.

Abit high already.

The same old beer we always have. STELLA!

Winebar has really nice drinks BUT please don't ever

drink JELLYFISH. Its shots and it taste really bad.

Like nail polish la. Not as if I tried nail polish but it

smells like nail polish. So potent la. Theres Sambuca

inside but its just so yucky.

At TCC.

OMG in love with this song. The lyrics are so true.

If I were a boy

I think I could understand

How it feels to love a girl

I swear I’d be a better man

I’d listen to her

Cause I know how it hurts

When you lose the one you wanted

Cause he’s taken you for granted

And everything you had got destroyed

It’s a little too late for you to come back

Say its just a mistake

Think I forgive you like that

If you thought I would wait for you

You thought wrong

But you're just a boy

You don’t understand

How it feels to love a girl

Someday you’ll wish you were a better man

You don’t listen to her

You don’t care how it hurts

Until you lose the one you wanted

Cause you've taken her for granted

And everything you had got destroyed

But you're just a boy

2008-11-20T19:23:00.008+08:00

Up with all the pictures from maggie's bday.

Roy shave his head.

After dining at alumni for our networking practice.

All dressed up and looking so formal

I was running forward to get a better shot.

I tried FHM. Haha totally failed.

Ok no more complains or unhappy post

for now. Cos i got to study for BTT. Aiyoh!

Fail how?! Damn no face la.

Anw i got alot of peektures!

2008-11-17T21:34:00.005+08:00

FUCKEDUP DAY :(

My blog post will be an angry, vindictive and
spiteful entry. Those fuckers reading it, go
on hate me.

I got a list of things especially the kinds of
people that gets me piss.

1. fuckers who can't juggle projects and CCAs

Come on la, join camps, sign up for this sign up
for that, go for outings, bond....etc
then make miserable people like me do all the
crap cos why the fucker is busy.

Next time how?!
got D&D the night before and tomorrow still have
to wake up for work and hand in all the work.
don't tell me you make ur other colleagues do ur
work? SOOO what if its team work. Yah team work
means 50 - 50 %. EQUALLY SPLIT!

Basically i did like lets say 88%. Wah the 12% damn
big shit la. Your 12% of input so fucking useless. Not
just one assignment, u make me input that amount.
Its 2 assignments, yes 2. Fuck you! I took 3 hours
for the 1st and a total of lets say 6 hrs for the 2nd.

YOU Bad mood and all cos why?! So busy with school shits,
so tired. Fuck you la, no life. Only school school school!
Look who has no life now. Hao lian la, alot CCA points.
BIG DEAL ah?

Plus, stop fucking insulting me.
Small dick!
You like that? I insult u back la with something that
is fucking sensitive too. But then maybe I'm not
insulting la. Could be true what.

Okay yes I sound like I hate the person. I do NOW!
In the moment of folly, yes. Impulse? Yes. But u pissed
me off today then this is the result.

Anw u suck at presenting. Stop slanging. Sick can. SO
fake. Anw tit for tat, insult me and u get a taste of ur
own medicine.

Fuck one whole long chunk about u in my post, so
not worth it la. But at least it shows how much i love
you. Awwww!

2. Fuckers with bad mood for no fucking reason

Yes no fucking reason. Meet in the morning, already with
a long black face. Then vent it out on us, well maybe I
dont get much of ur shits but spare a thought on ur
beloved friend who is always there to absorb ur disgusting
treatment. Just cos ur beloved friend is nice, dont climb
over her head.

3. Fuckers who move like a fucking snail

Time is money! Why cant uall get this in. U think 24 hours
very long? Fuck u! CB! Move so slow, talk so slow. Act so
ladylike. Fuck u laaaaaaaa. Yes i admit i just cant stand ur
face. But u pissed me off badly today for making ur grp
presentation go on for an hour.

OMG 1 fucking hour. Presentation only 20 mins la. Overrun
by how long? 40 mins longer. Why? the whole team cant
present fast and the video is so longgggggggggggggggggggg.

Get it in ur head, 20 mins ONLY!

4. Fuckers can't leave without their BF

WHY? WHY? ur bf ur life ah? See everyday not sian?
Its like a blood sucking leech r/s. Bring your bf here and
there. Have the person ever thought that the friends dont
want the bf to be present.

Girls! wake up! Guys arent ur everything. Why do uall fall
so easily for a guy once he apologises? Is his apologies
sincere? Stop siding them when u fucking hell no they are wrong.
They dont need a boost to their already BIG ego. Hello! its like
the alpha male we are talking about.

Ok I know, I sound sexist. BUT NO I AM NOT! I just hate
stupid girls that become so weak. Vulnerable BITCHES.
Weaklings!

One call from bf, so happy already, all the troubles wash away.
SUPERFICIAL CAN! And yes girls must dress up for the guys
to entice them or even keep them by ur side. I mean who wants
a shabby gf. BUT have u girls ever thought, Isnt it lame to dress
up from someone. U should dress up for urself and because u want
to feel good. Not feel good cos u are force to or ur bf wants u to look good.

5. Fuckers who keep insulting me

I know la, i look very nice to insult. Im not perfect! Tell me is
anyone of u guys perfect especially those who insult me. I get it
ure joking. HAHA funny know, I totally laugh it off thats cos im
not in a foul mood. But today, i think back and my blood fucking
boils. STOP INSULTING!

NOT FUNNY AT ALL. NO HUMOUR IN IT. GIVE UP! PLUS ITS
INSULTING.

Trust me in terms of acidity, my words are definitely more
acid and im sure im quite capable of spiting caustic remarks.

END OF COMPLAIN.

Yes now i bet everyone is thinking. Why dont approach those
fuckers? Are u a coward? The answer is NO. I want to approach
them but im not at that level where I will snap almost immediately.
Im still ok, can tahan. Few more entries like this, I will fucking
confront them. Yes they might have already read my blog. So
what! At least they know what and why im pissed.

Anw a happier blog entry soon. I got a ton of pictures to
upload. SOON SOON!

2008-11-16T22:22:00.003+08:00

Lessy and me again camwhoring in lecture.

Bak chor sleeping like a PIG!

roy too. Look who is a pig now.

my bestest in poly!

LOVE

YOU!

The norm, lectures

tutorials

canteen food

and picture taking.

2008-11-13T22:45:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAGGIE TAN XIANG YE.
haha yellow is my maggie's favorite colour.
i love her much much even though some
times we ignore her. actually EVERYTIME!

"nobody is gonna love me better, i must stickwitu forever"

familiar maggie?!

Happy birthday and i owe u ur pressie dear.

anw i still have like lotsa of photos to upload
i'll upload maybe this weekend. aiyahhhh! lotsa
of things to do know. stress.

tutorials
projects
and more projects
quiz
outstanding tutorials
btt
video editing
etc......

KILL ME PLEASE!

2008-11-03T21:52:00.007+08:00

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! at THUMPER!notice that bloody ahneh! omg pose pose pose.

look at that mother fucker now he shift position

cos got people block. buay paiseh laaaa.

and finally again.

omg kill him.

cheryl, vann, me and sk

awww. i got a kiss from an angel.

germ as the vintage chinese girls.

sasha as james bond.

conn the bunny and vann i think the lion tamer.

scary siol!

grace as a devil.

cheongsams!

so we kinda drank until we were high. so high

that cheryl couldnt walk properly and almost

fell. FUNNY!

vann took care of me and ryl, cos she didn't drink.

conn and her just cam whored. grace as usual

died before the peak of the party. sk also, then

followed by ryl and germ. i know sara was like

quite high too.

anw stayed until 6am to avoid paying the extra

surcharge. camp outside fareast 7 eleven while

nat and sk had cup noodles. rest were like all

home by then.

i swear grace is so annoying when shes drunk.

she kept asking for her devil's fork. even made

aizaad call all of us just to find her fork. she didn't

want to get into the cab until she found her fork.

-.-''

2008-10-30T22:40:00.005+08:00

Recent pictures and some are like way overdue.

Ok recently, I and my lessy caught HSM3 on the

1st day it came out. WHOO! I love RYAN and TROY.

HOT HOT HOT! Ryan is super cute la. In love!

Plus i cried in the movie, yeah i know it ain't a

sobbing movie but troy and grabriella so fking

sweet.

"MY PROM IS WHERE EVER YOU ARE"

then they break into a song make me cry

even harder and longer.

I give in 5 popcorns yo! MUST WATCH.

Halloween tomorrow, I'm hoping to look

like a minnie mouse, but i got like a mickey

mouse ears hairband thingy so i guess i can

cross them both and tadah! TRANNY MOUSE.

Lame! plus my skirt ain't like polka dot know.

so not minnie mousey like. Ok i wanted to be

so many things but like aiyahhh stress la.

Anw last year, i supposedly look like minnie

mouse. Although i was hoping achieve the

vampiress feel. But apparently becky's sis

thought i was minnie mouse so somehow

this year i chose it.

I'll upload halloween photos soon!

2008-10-23T22:01:00.004+08:00

Hello hello to my blog.

BORING! schools boring and life is

boring so life sucks totally. nothing

new and fun just the normal stuffs.

suprised kai at the toilet after his

shitting time in there. pat and me

were super actresses. WHOOOO!

star awards pleaseeeee.

2008-10-20T20:54:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAI!

even though you annoy me along with the

rest of the guys, I just want to let you know

that I'm sincerely apologising to you through

my blog entry. I swear I wouldn't dare to

forget ur birthday. SORRY!

Anw thanks for the past year or so, of friendship.

Been through alot huh kai? But me and the rest will

always be here for u ok. I will be there for u, and

we will pour out our craps and kill all the shitty

people out there.

Just being random, but i love business etiqutte.

Omg i miss the guys too, but like will still see

them during breaks. So ok i miss a tiny weeny

bit. Like this small ---> . (a dot)

Anw got many things to rant about as usual.

To all the shits out there! I hack care if u read my blog

or not. Just fuck off, stop saying things about me. Its

fucking not nice. U might see me this negative light,

but do u fucking know how it happened and what

actually happened? If u tell me u know, then u can

fucking hell shut the fuck up. Spread the rumors, go

ahead. When i dish out something about the few

mother fuckers, uall will fucking die. I'll make up

things that never existed and fucking spoil ur

reputation. Stop being a bunch of assholes, even

their friends, stop absorbing those stupid rumors.

And the friend, pls dont be so pest-ky (KPO), by

stalking people through blogs and all. First of all,

they are fucking not ur friends and learn to curb

ur princess character. Bad mood? then u learn to deal

with ur shits. Dont fucking vent it on ur innocent

friends. Not everyone is so nice, trust me i will

fucking tell u off soon. One more time of mood

swings, u can jolly well fuck off. Im fucking pissed

cos i cant accept anything ur friend said. Frankly

speaking IT is OUR common friend. DISGUSTING!

I guess my closest friends know.

2008-10-06T18:53:00.004+08:00

Mahjong at Joan's house and I cant

remember when. Had a mini drink

session. I tried aking Zouk's apple

shooters and it turned out quite

close to the real one. HEE!

Ok so kai had headache and decided

to rest while roy stupidly listens to

joan and tries to carry kai to the room.

first attempt which obviously failed.

Leaving kai in fits.

ok second attempt now, still leaving kai laughing

non stop.

roy drops kai on the floor while attempting

to carry kai again.finally kai gives up and trades places with roy. Up up and away.
and into the room. Like bride and groom.

TODAY! baking day.

with shuyi and gwen.

warm chocolate tarts!
our tart dough. we had our tarts made into a well,

bathtub, boat, hearts and triangles.

that is gwen's boat with a man inside.Baking.
Tadah! choco tarts!

Anyway early this morning, I met jy, pay and
mag for brunch at delifrance J8. After that
when handphone scouting and grocery shopping.

2008-10-02T22:00:00.005+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACE
Pictures from Grace's chalet held
at aloha loyang.

Birthday girl with cake smashed in her face.
She posing after swimming, the next FHM cover girl.

Guan!
IJ darlings

Jason really listened to me, he really put his face forward to make me slimmer.
Chow!
My beloved eun!

Sk!

Happy birthday grace. Love you lots lots.

hope you enjoyed ur chalet. and more

mahjong and clubbing and drinking soon.

2008-09-28T01:04:00.005+08:00

Look at roy, he likes to pose la. Gary's trademark pose.
Kai smile until so happy. Good siol. Jy super dao and
Pat aiyoh model siol.

Lessy love.
This was like a failed shot, Jy was still running back.
Ok yet again Jy is trying to run back.
Finally! Trying to do sama poses.
Awww group picture.
Out with my poly clique to celebrate

Roy's and Pat's birthday. Dinner at

white dog cafe, dessert at selegie road

and more food at Mcdonalds.

I will post up the rest of the pictures

soon after I get it from Jy. And I will

also post up my hair extention pics

soon and and also grace's chalet pics

that is if I take pictures la.

YES me and jy did HAIR EXTENTIONS.

And my beloved jy looks perfect after

moussing and all. She is like super

NIANG now after the extra hair.

My hair extentions cost me $123. Fuck

the $3, the other shop cheap my money

la. Nin nao hia!

Jy's one cost $210. We did it at bugis

st and yes i know, we turned into

xiao lianz for a day especially me.

I have a HOT PINK strip of hair.

Slaps for all the people who diss

my pink ahlianz hair. I love it!

Haven't been blogging la. Super busy

know. This whole holiday I go out

like everyday.

Anyway I declare that

CLIO SUCKS AT MAHJONG

BUT

STILL WANTS TO PLAY soon.

We stopped at xi. I think we ain't

suppose to stop there la, not sure

also but we had to cos of ME!

Friends who played with me

yesterday, nothing will happen.

2008-09-23T20:56:00.006+08:00

Butter Factory on ladies night last wednesday.
With grace, gwen, wenyao, alicia and john.
Gwen died after a few drinks.

Grace kept wanting to FRENCH me and gwen. She wanted to find out from us whether she is a good kisser. WTH!

Trust me, I wasn't drunk nor was I high. Just a little bit excited. BUT NOT high.
See now grace forcing gwen to french her.

John loh just came back from the States the previous morning.
Can see his super exhausted face but still club somemore club hop. From Phuture to butter factory and back to Phuture.
Alicia, wenyao, gwen, me and grace

Anyway work ended at midnight yesterday and

after work, grace and me head to KBOX cine.

Sang from 1am all the way to 6am.

Grace fell asleep for 10 mins while I stupidly

continued talking to myself.

So like today I woke up at 4 pm. Wanted to

do my hair but was so lazy to leave the house.

So i just did my home hair mask and painted

my nail. Tried doing acrylic 3D nail art, but i

failed quite badly so yahhh. I did it on my thumb

and i gave up.

Starting from tomorrow I won't have grace

as my lepak partner, she has a office job.

So thank gawd i found a new one, JOAN!

Every single friend i have is working.

BORING!

Ok tomorrow, Im meeting my beloved

ngee ann clique. Excited! To celebrate

pat's and roy's birthday.

2008-09-20T15:36:00.008+08:00

PHOTOS AND MORE PHOTOS. Tong shui for dinner cum supper with jiaying and lessy.
Long long ago, watched wall-e that day. Pat was trying the bohemian look.
Overdue, this was taken at the beginning of holidays. Roy kept claiming he looks good with no fringe. SO NOT!
Pat's hair was fking knotted la. Sick it had a fking huge clump.
Grace and me during work.

LANTERN FESTIVAL
sparklers
thats the moon if ure wondering wtf is that.

CHAR
Awww see pangsai, we miss u and love u.

CLIO
JOAN
BECKY

Aww my favorite boy.
Bestest lantern in the whole world! Frog! Thats my lantern.
See pink and green totally goes.

Pose!

LOVES <3<3

2008-09-10T16:56:00.003+08:00

I feel my muscles. Ohoh!!
Muscle aches and all. Shoot
me now.

Banqueting with grace for the
last 2 days. I'm telling you, we
get spoilt. Food is like free flow
for us and drinks too. Plus we
get to slack.

Yesterday had another banqueting
job with grace and we ended at 11pm.
Head to town after that to meet sk.
Slack at PS until 1 plus am.

So during our chill out time, something
rather amusing happened to the 3 of us.

Some angmoh guy who claims he is from
IRAN. (wtf is that?) approached us.

Iran angmoh: hi! no plo-blem? no plo-blem?
Tauch-ing.

(see i have no idea what he said. but is sounded
like TOUCHING la. Fuck sia, sick perv. Grace
heard is as talking and allowed him to sit with us)

(our faces were blank and kinda freaked out.
I was trying to determined whether he said
touching or talking.)

Grace: So what are you doing here?

Iran: blah blah ......
(have no idea what he was trying
to say)
my english no good.
no plo-blem?

Grace: So you staying at a hotel?

(the iran guy then got excited)

Iran: yeah yeah! Hotel. My hotel jer-ust
there, Bencoolen.

(kept telling about his hotel whereabouts)

Iran: How old you?
working?

(we told him we were still studying, awww
he got abit disappointed cos he realise we
were so young.)

Grace: You're here for work?
what u wokr as?

Iran: Cachashia.
(i'm just typing that anyhowcos we had no
idea what he said, grace thoughthe was
a cameraman then he said no and repeated
his job once again and we pretended we knew.)

All: Oh i see, haha
*uneasy laughter

(he kept coming closer to me cos apparently
he sat at the empty space next to me. FUCK!
He was scanning our bodies. PERV! really
had a pervertic feel)

Grace: Ehhh we actually were dicussing
something private.

(iran guy catch no balls, stupidly continued
to sit there and stare at us, thank God he did
not misinterprete us. PRIVATE! get it?)

(Finally after dont know how long.)

Iran: maybe I is plo-blem.

(he left, hooray!)

the iran guy thought we were some bunch
of hookers or prostitues la. try to hook us
up, bet he thought he might have been lucky
and might have a foursome that night.

DREAM ON!

i'm sure he said touching. Me and sk are
like uber sure he said touching.

hah! funny night.

2008-09-09T00:02:00.013+08:00

REWIND TO YESTER-YEARS

hehe this is for all my dearest IJ babes.
pictures of us looking so toot! before my
coloured and perm hair days. virgin hair
back then.

stupid me, woke up very early in the morning.
I think we didn't have school that day. hah just
to see him.

sailing (joan, me, yus, nurul, michelle and val)
sailing booth, seniors and juniors.
pickle ball practice.

racial harmony. focus on my hand, see the tann line. UGLY!

see I wasn't the only idiot.

pau's bday. (grace,yupei,char,ling,jea,michelle,seekei,gwen,vann,sam,amelia,pau,me and sav)

just look at pau. so different.
pickle ball.

cheerleading. heeee! its a star on my eye.
I think I was in a flower pot position, i think thats what it is called.
some school production. i think dance night.
check grace out. (eun, me, grace and sam)

yes i have been to chinablack.
ok fat face!
tweety bird hairdo. I have no idea why i thought it was cute.
I have no idea why i have a middle parting.

our clique. shit i forgot what we named our clique.
We played hide and seek that day in taka. Its fun when the area is huge.

becky on halloween as a bride.

realise the consistent pattern. dao shots all the way. halloween mah!

confirmation
focus on ana's shoes. HOT!

dance and drama night.

clubbing in sec 3.

grace couldn't fit in that but nevertheless she squeezed with much help from me.
(jea, me and germ)
confirmation outfit.

2/4 reunion chalet

yus in freezer to surprise becky!
my bday bbq and sleepover.

ok so yeah my hairstyle change quite
drastically and often in the past but
all awful hideous haircuts. I was young!

we had cliques in school and with names
too. Lame but part and parcel of IJ
lifestyle. Everyone had one i guess.
I'll name a few.

Sailing Bimbos
The clique[original 6]
Clique Claque
School Dropout Gang
BensBens

(those above are the ones i belong to)

F7
JBMYS
SAC (self appointed clique)

(some of the other cliques)

By the way we had no gang fights or
disputes, we co-existed harmoniously.

I mean even till now we still create
cliques. Like PTYD!

So secondary era was awesome. The pics
says all.

2008-09-04T16:07:00.004+08:00

Ok pictures for the previous post!

Overdue pictures.

Yesterday had buffet with my dearest

colleague Glenna. Love her to bits.

Buffet at Rendezvous Hotel. Cheap

and good. About $35 only! The

quality of the food is quite good.

Glenna attacked only the dessert, she

didn't touch the hot food section know.

Omg so wasted la, I ate like almost

everything. Seriously my appetite

is quite remarkable.

After the buffet, met Lessy for a movie.

WALL-E.

At grand cathay.

Ps: Lessy! If u're reading this. You

can go and die. Irritate me with

the conversation of Eve and Walle.

Lessy kept going EVA?!, Wallllleeeee!

non stop after the whole movie.

Met honeybaby for dinner after her work.

heee she looked so smart like a real

worker! (sorry couldn't think of a word)

Ps: Honeybaby! Haven't been calling you

that for like forever. So anyway I'm so

proud of our hunger for SUCK-cess!

Melbourne here we come.

2008-09-02T23:15:00.007+08:00

I DECLARE THAT TODAY IS
PYTD DAY AND THAT I LOVE
JOAN AND BECKY ALOT ALOT!

* SCREAMS her lungs out at balcony

Yes He is a shit! and Hoorayy PTYD gang.
I don't need no PATD (Panic at the disco)
to cheer me up. I have my PTYDs.

I seriously love the 2 of them. They made
my day a blast. At least I know that they
can keep secrets unlike someone whom
I thought I could trust. fucker.

To that fucker. Seriously I should have known
all along that I should never tell you anything
cos you in the fucking end wil just sell me out
like previous shits but I stupidly trusted you.
This time I can't pretend nothing has happen
cos you of all people should know how big of a
shit this is. Fuck you. Sell my story to someone
you like for over 2 years. Fuck you la. Come on
give up hope! Ure just a stupid fool to like her.
And to that her, just shuddup and die stop
making things worst by telling some asshole
who i aint even close to, your side of the story.
And to that asshole, stop thinking ure some
kind of shit ass fucking big shot. Stop thinking
that you know everything just cos you know
my friends and the one who conviniently
reported everything. Just die! And finally
the one who told another bunch of people
and has a fucking big mouth. Just shuddup

So anyway I had a great time today.
Thats all that matters. I was out with
my Lessy shopping. Met jiaying later
for window shopping. Finally ended the
day with a movie. Lessy and me watched
DEATH RACE.

People pls watch it, super nice.

Ok and I so want to watch 4bia. Heard
its quite scary. Guys scream, Girls cry!
kind of movie.

Pls ignore my crocs, so doesn't match
the long dress.

Eh I don't have pics with jiaying.
Lessy if you are reading this.
I want pics!

Oohhhh pics of last week happenings.
Connie's birthday at Zouk on Wednesday

And friday zouk pics.

2008-09-01T22:01:00.003+08:00

On the way to work today by MRT.
Same cabin with a young teenage
girl and boy. Still so childish, all
squirmish and blushing over the
opposite sex.

And when I was on the way home
from work. Again another young
teenage girl and boy were pushing
each other around.

From the two incident, I can only
conclude it as flirting. I guess some
how we have been through those
"immature" situations.

Then it made me realised how much
we all have grown. Think back 4 years.
We were still innocent and also
oblivious to many things around us.

We would cry over the simplest things
as toddlers. Then as we reach tertiary
level, we would regard ourselves as
"mature" and all we could desire for,
is freedom. Adolescence Angst!
And up till now we face small tiny
problems and yet we create such a
garboil.

At least when one compare, we at
this age can so handle the problems
better than 4 years ago or even 1
year back.

Anyway who cares! Just my usual
ranting and me ruminating over
spilled milk and past mistakes.

On a lighter note. I declare that
I AM IN LOVE WITH
L WORD

Love love love!
Becky thought that she was a guy!

2008-08-31T21:35:00.002+08:00

Club on Friday at Zouk again.
Couldn't fuction properly that night.
Standing at the same place where
it all started and also ended.
Images kept replaying in my head.

I just didn't have fun that night on Friday.
Felt like killing everyone.

But, at least the music was awesome.
Played all the old clubbing hits. Miss
it so much. Back then the songs
were better and my life was better too.

I regret knowing you.
At least you taught me
to love and hate.

Everything was much better later. So
all thanks to joan and becky for making
me laugh at their retarded remarks
they make when they get high and
drunk. And john for looking after us
as usual. As usual I spoiled john's
night. SORRY!

Well work begins tomorrow. ARGHH!
I need the money no choice. Got to
read through my notes before I head
off to bed. REFRESH REFRESH!

Invalid excuses, stupid actions.
But I guess I'm the stupid fool.

2008-08-29T01:56:00.002+08:00

Judgement day yesterday.
Seriously I mean it.
Impression of you has change.
The other one has just left
me more amused than anything else.

Blame myself for liking you.

2008-08-26T01:51:00.002+08:00

some lames videos laaaaa
BORED SIA!

this is just one of my favourite videos

something lame and ahhhh my kind of shits

i know i know. AHLIAN! but i love them.

yes yes our OLD lame videos.

i bet my IJ babes have long forgotten this.
HILARIOUS.
I MISS IJ!

self entertainment. sailing period, uneven tanns!

2008-08-22T23:48:00.002+08:00

SECRET RECIPE
WORST SERVICE I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

Quoted from their website.
http://www.secretrecipe.com.sg/

"fine quality cakes, fusion food and DISTINCTIVE SERVICE."

From what I have experienced, HAH for FUCK, they are bloody LIARS.

"Secret Recipe's principle is set to give the BEST SASTIFICATION to ALL its valued CUSTOMERS"

They need to refer to a dictionary. Seriously i didn't even get abit of sastifaction.

"continuously strives to surpass its own accomplishment"

Can't even provide good service. How to even accomplish greater things or as a matter of fact OTHER things.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN:

Happily, joan, char, becky and me head off to have dinner
and suay suay choose SECRET RECIPE @ MARINA
SQUARE.

Order taken by some 10 sec lagged waiter.
(mind you, we weren't pissed at that, just amused)

So finally our soups and the cake were served.
Joan waved and asked for a dessert fork. She then
asked the waiter to change her main course fork
because it was dirty.
(cleanliness already failed)

She kena ignored laaaaaaaaa. So she asked again and
yes yet again she was ignored. And finally a waitress
came to replace the fork. She just took it away from
joan and did not even apologise for their unhygienic
fork.
(so rude, no sense of customer service)

Our food except char's food was served. Halfway
through our food, and char's food was not served.
So i waved for the supervisor to check the order.
He said ok, didnt apologise.

Doubt he checked la cos no reply or even an
acknowlegement from him. Asked again, and
we met with the same hostile treament.

Anyway i told the supervisor off, on the fact
that he didnt come back to us to inform us on
situation. He said sorry, i was still ok.

After that he said he would checked, he made the
same mistake. He again didnt get back to us.

Got a little irritated, requested for the order to
be cancelled cos we finished our food.

I mean no point waiting for char to eat, I mean
we all cant just stare at her. Ahhhh thats not
the point the food wasnt even here yet.

So i suggested to the rest that we shouldnt fork
out for the service charge. I mean they already
know we so pissed, never offer to give us discount.

WAIT IM GETTING THERE STILL NOT THE
FKING PART YET!

bill came, still no apology, we looked at the bill,
char's food wasnt charged.

Seems correct right?

effff!!!!!!!

bill time: 7 pm
we arrived at: 645pm

dont have char food on the bill indicates that the
order was already screwed up.

So when we asked that MOTHER F to check the order
HE FKING DIDNT EVEN CHECK to see if the order
has either been wrongly processed or its just ommited.

WE ASKED A FEW TIMES, NOT JUST ONCE.
DID HE CHECK? NOOOOOOOOO HE DIDNT.

So we told the waitor who passed us the bill that we werent
going to pay for service charge.

But joan being nice, inform the guy of the whole situation
before telling him that we were unsastified and did not
see the need of us paying for it.

Being a dumbF he said "OH u mean ......"
(sorry could not understand him but he didnt catch
any ball of the REAL and EXACT situation)

SO i cut the story for him and said " In short, your
service here SUCKS!"

ahhhhh then he finally gets it and gave a not so
intellectual answer. "THANK YOU" accompanied
by a CORKY smile.

F U! say sorry la.

they amend bill bring back to us a bill that didn't minus
the service charge but instead minus off ONE DOLLAR!

Many rounds of idiots came to present us the same bill
with the one dollar off. Until some CORKY SHITASS
NABEI KNNCCB FKED UP SHIT GUY came.

Guess he had BALLS to come up to us unlike the shivering in
his pants manager or the rest of his subordinates.

So the CORKY SHITASSNABEI KNNCCB FKED UP SHIT GUY
YET AGAIN gave us the same bill.

After much rounds of irritation we were abit flustered. SO we
chorused our disbelief for the fact that everyone there is so dumb.
We sounded like we were shouting cos of me. NATURALLY LOUD!

HE FKING SHIT FKED UP CB ASKED US TO
KEEP QUIET TONE DOWN= SHUTUP
*WAVES HANDS FRANTICALLY

that was when we all snapped and went mad.

FU*KING RUDE!

just like the rest, he also had no balls, he didnt want
us to make a commotion. well we already caused one.

Joan gave him a hell of a lecture. BLAH BLAH.

HE DIDNT FU*KING SAY SORRY.
NO SORRY WHATSOEVER.

letting them off so easily is really their luck.

SERVICE SUCKS BIG TIME.
FKING GUY WAS SO RUDE HAD THE CHEEK
TO ASKED US TO SHUTUP. HAD THE BALLS
TO SAY " MDM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND"
HE CUT JOAN HALFWAY WHILE SHE WAS
TRYING TO BRING ACROSS EVERYTHING.

STILL DENIED THE FACT HE ASKED HER TO
SHUTUP SAYING THAT HE WAS JUST TRYING
TO KEEP OUR VOLUME DOWN.

FOR FUCK. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
SAVE FACE LA.

WAVING YOUR HANDS IN OUR FACE
SIGNALLING FOR US TO KEEP QUIET.
IS FUCKING RUDE AND UNCALLED FOR.

ANYHOW WE ARE STILL YOUR CUSTOMERS
WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.

I WORKED IN THE SERVICE LINE BEFORE
WOULDNT I KNOW THAT. HES HAS BEEN
A CUSTOMER BEFORE, DOESNT HE KNOW
WHAT KIND OF SERVICE, A CUSTOMER
WOULD EXPECT.

ALL I CAN SAY THE STAFF THERE ARE A
BUNCH OF IDIOTS WHO HAVE NO EXPERINCE
IN MANAGING SUCH STICKY SITUATIONS
MORE LIKE SIMPLE SITUATIONS.

"WHEN A CUSTOMER GETS ABIT PISSED AT
THEIR SERVICE"

FUCKING DUMB BUNCH! THE MANAGER SHOULD
JUST KILL HIMSELF RIGHT NOW. WELL CANT
EXPECT MUCH WHEN U EARN PEANUTS.

2008-07-27T18:23:00.011+08:00

Friday 25th July
Becky and her mummy!
becky, me, char and ana. Becky's mum's birthday dinner. It was
held at Pan Pacific. Dinner was alright.
Love the PRAWNS. As usual, ate until
i was so bloated.

Shared a table with ana, char, becky and
becky's cous and aunty.

Free flow of beer, red wine and soft drinks.
Need i say more. We obviously drank beer.
Wasted joan did not come. HAH!

Cam whored after dinner and did jump shots.
We managed to capture one successful jump.
So proud of us. Here are the jump shots. Shots

of failure and success.

The failure shots!

Finally we succeeded!
And back to more cam whoring.

Love this pic la. nana looks so cute. Like patrick star.

Saturday 26th July

Popped by over to my hairdresser for hair
and scalp treament with my aunt. She paid
for me la. So sweet. THANKS!

My straight hair! Got it blowed straight.
miss having straight hair.

Off to her house for her to get changed for
at night, Zouk breakbits at SMU. Played
with sky and raine for a while.

The girl is super unglam.

Met the rest of my family at vivo. Dinner
at Terra cafe. Then did speed shopping.
Bought a pretty dress from Zara.

Then head to museum to see the light
installation and had a mini tour of the
museum.

Love the welcoming statue. By the way thats

Michael Angelo.Plus its hot pink.

For those who did not see the lights installation.

Here is what you have missed cos yesterday is the

last show. I regretted not going for the other show

where they had people flying in the air.

Supper at bedok after putting my cousin
to bed. Had lalas, stingray and the famous
bak chor mee. HEEEE!

2008-07-24T22:31:00.006+08:00

Recently been to KampongFishTherapy.
Ehhhh totaly not what i have prepared
myself for. Super tickalish plus so so
intimidating.
The fishes were so desperate for my
dry skin. My lessy could not stop
giggling througout the whole 20
mins ++. She even slap the fishes
with the towel provided. At the same
time, she bite it. Stupid girl, we used the
towel to wipe our legs!
The sensation is too overwhelming.
Imagine major pins and needles but
a more itchy version.
My feet, i think i really got alot of dry skin at my heel area.
Had my pedicure done. Chose some random colour.
Lessy's feet covered with fishes.

Oh lastest photo. Cam whoring in school as usual.

Only you make me love.

All this time, it has always

been you.

2008-07-21T20:33:00.002+08:00

Swear to God, I'm gonna eat like alot alot

like maybe 2 buffets before I drink.

Bad night! bad, horrible, loathsome really

dreadful. Fuckedup. No more shots, no

more vodka and hell no what was in the

drinks. No more hot and sticky drinks

which already warned us about its

potentness. No more flaming lambo.

NO MORE! Sick night, screwed up.

Now I'm left confused.

It started with me wanting to go to

zouk to see royston model. So I blame

him now for making me want to go.

John picked us (joan and me) up in

a cab and we headed to zouk. Waited

for ana, becky and grace.

Drank a few rounds first, jolene came

and join us for more drinks.

Then aizaad and ken came with their friends.

Alex was there to feed us with entertainment.

Beat boxing God! "drop it like its hot!" He can

do the double tone thing. Damn cool la.

Ok we had more drinks. Hot and sticky, tequila,

apple shooters and finally the flaming lambo.

Immediately dou after that.

We were all high la. Anyway i really think i

ain't that good at holding my liquor after all.

I'm just glad i didn't say anything or do anything

stupid.

Thanks nana, ken, aizaad and john

for taking care of me and the rest.

Well all the normal sober shits

that didn't get high.

LOVE YOU GUYS.

2008-07-17T21:22:00.007+08:00

Celebrated Derek's birthday at ZOUK yesterday night.

Yes that is the birthday boy. All high and drunk.

Anyway HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY DEREK!

Rushed to grace's house to put down my sleepover

shits. Drop at the wrong bus stop cos Hougang is so

ULU laaaa. Rushed out and headed to zouk with

grace and aizaad to meet the rest.

Couldn't get in and all, cos phuture was full.

We were stubborn and didn't want to pay.

Like what grace says, "Its ladies night, its

stupid it we had to pay".

Made a few calls, tried to get us all in, including

jeremy. Finally at 12 plus am, lydia, christie and

jonathan manage to get us in FREE! By the time

we went in, the rest that went first were already

drunk.

So in the end, connie got drunk, grace got drunk,

i got drunk and alot more well almost everyone.

So thanks to the sober/normal people who took

care of us.

I can't really remeber what happen though. Well

i'll just upload the pics la. All i remembered was

that grace was a big merlion whereas i was a mini

merlion.

I went to school with a bad migrain. Sucks to be

me today. Wanted to shit and my head hurts.

Plus i kept peeing, must be yesterday's alcohol.

Stayed in school till 7 plus today to accompany

grace.

Lydia, me, grace and connie
bithday boy

people there were fking high

super candid shot
another one

2008-07-13T19:50:00.004+08:00

Start off my post with something totally random and out of context. Photo snapped during lecture. BORING! I clipped a super sissy hot pink clip with a cartoon picture of a girl on Gary. He didn't even realise.
That was what i wore to ZOUK yesterday.

Joany and lychee martini! Thats all you need. Uberlicious!

Weekly ZOUK outing yet again. It is always either on friday or saturday. So this time was a saturday. And yes i went to zouk with my aunt. Also with joan, john and andrew. My aunt drove me and joan there while john drove with andrew to zouk to meet us.

Drank a jug each of ribena vodka and lychee martini. Some caucasian guy wanted to pay for our drinks. He was shouting at the bartender to put the our bill under his account. But I just took the receipt and signed. Yes i feel stupid should have let him pay.

Oh and again, joan gets a teeny weeny bit high. Started calling random humans at 2am.

My rating of the crowd yesterday : Super duper freaking omg like so HOT. Both genders were sizzling. Surprisingly not much botak guys. Guess the army guys were smart and put on wigs and also toned down on their urge for girls.

Before zouk, i was out with my family for my really belated birthday dinner. Headed to Dempsey hill for italian fine dining. Had seafood pasta, which was like the best ever pasta plus a glass of red wine along with it. The wine was really good, not "siap siap"

2008-07-06T22:30:00.013+08:00

Officially 18th!

3 suprises again. See it rocks to be born
on the 3rd of july. Da sex baby!

Surprise no. 1 was from my beloved
clique.

I LOVE NANA, BECKY, JOAN
& CHAR CHAR TO THE CORE!

Yet again i didn't suspect a thing. Almost
got pissed at nana and joan. Nana was
being a bitch, she didn't want to meet me.
And joan made me free load magazines
at Popular for an hour plus she made me
walked all the way back home. After that
we went to ZOUK. It was john's bday
that day. So met the guys there.

But indeed i was really surprised. :)

THANKS! LOVE LOVE <3

Cheesecake from B&J. Ehh 37- 3rd of july. Cos they couldn't find an 8.
I looked super blahh. Thats the surprise face.
And thats my shy face.

Surprise no. 2 was from my bestie. My dearest moo.
Love her to bits. Omg she came at 12am. Teeheehee.
Left me stiffed scared outside my house with muffins topped
with candles. Called for her like for ages before she
jump out.

ILOVEYOU MY DEAR GIRL LIKE ALOT.
:):):):)

Surprise no. 3 was from my lessy. Omg that girl is
skillful i'm telling you. Better than any guy. Plan
our whole date and all. Aiyohhhh! Got me
flowers and paid for everything. Arrange the
whole day by reserving a table at Cartel and
surprising me with my favourite strawberry
cake. Some more we ended everything off with
dessert at Island Creamery.

LOVE MY LESSY. MY FULL TIME LOVER & FRIEND.

Celebrated my bday with my poly clique. Had dessert at
swirl and steamboat near bugis.

I ALSO LOVE THEM TO LIKE THE MAX AND CORE.
sweetness.

Shit my birthday was good. YAY!!!!!!

And to those who wished me either through sms, virtually

or through calling or even physically. THANKS.

I LOVE YOU GUYS, everybody.

2008-07-02T23:21:00.002+08:00

My birthday in 30 minutes time.
Not very excited. No idea why.
This year's birthday feels different.

But my presents are like much bigger.
Cos its 18th baby!
Here's what i received this year:

- Kate Spade tote
- Kate Spade wallet
- PSP slim
- $$$ cash and more cash
- Baby Belling (oven)
- Clothes
- Eyelash extension (yet to be done)
- Blings my hair (yet to be done)
- Birthday cakes
- Trip to anywhere i want preferbly Spain and Greece
- Buffet and more buffets

2008-07-01T21:08:00.005+08:00

Got my nails done. Put on blings and pearls. Pretty!

My mum's friend's dog. Really adorable. Called xiao bai- ah lian dog.

The small iceberg.

That translucent thing is my saliva.

Icekimo after school with my dearest lessy.
Small iceberg which consist of 5 scoops
made us high.

Lessy can't pronounce "NEGLECT".
She insist its "NEG-LECT" when its actually
"NE-GLECT".

Ok so it started with that word that cause
a chain reaction. She spilled water into our
ice cream, then i drooled well more like my
saliva leaked while trying to protect my
strawberry ice cream from contamination.
Immediately pat drops her spoon on her lap.
Dirtied herself. Then while that happen, she
realised i stole her tissue.

My saliva was gooey! So therefore i conclude.
ICE CREAM MAKES SALIVA THICK AND GOOEY COS OF
STARCH!

ah ah siol!!!!

Suppose to tan and swim at alumni today but was
cancelled.

Anyway my birthday is like soon. YAY! my dearest
clique has already suprised me. AWWW shall blog
about details soon.

My lappie died on me. It kinda died for like 3 days. So it pays off to listen to my friend who asked me to hit the ass of my lappie. LAME! but it did work.

2008-06-26T20:34:00.004+08:00

I'm just a fool for you

Maggie's daddy sent me to school.

Lecture had the same standard of boringness.

As usual and the usual.

Fish soup at canteen 2 was blissful.

Jy was nevertheless as annoying as ever,

Lessy is my daily dose of happiness,

Maggie is a pangseherrr, but i love her still.

No more my affair already. HAH!

Gary, kai and roy can shuddup already.

Those 3 are the most annoying humans everrr.

Act malay and jap and american for a day with those above.

Doodled on junhao's tablet pc.

Mini self portrait of ourselves.

"GOOD SIOL!"

Group project dicussion during EAA with maggie and brian.

Met ken after school.

Oh i got to feel special for a day, felt like an

actress in those action movies.

EAA was really fun especially with brian doing the dirty work

while maggie was our distraction tool and

ME ?! I was just the mastermind.

EAA brought me luck too, guess my clique knows what

my lucky incident is.

2008-06-25T22:52:00.004+08:00

Day in day out, its always the same.

I hate the fact that u're in my dreams.

School is the same. Same routine and mudane stuffs that happen.

I would like totally dread school if it isn't for my dearest friends.

Even though they give me really idiotic nick names that friends

should not give their friends.

Lunch at Mega bites today with clique.

Cam whored during EAA with jy and lessy.

Self declared break during EAA.

After school meetups with chow, nana and grace.

Icekimo- mango and horlicks ice cream with nana.

Don't mess with the Zohan to idlelise my time also with nana.

Down with flu and major body aches.

Whole day spoiled because of an incident.

My mind has been producing images, what i call disillusion.

etc.....

i'll wait fo just awhile more.

2008-06-23T21:12:00.005+08:00

For the past two months, i have been
shedding hair. Yes literally. So scary la
i thought i got cancer. It has like finally
stopped. Soooo normal now.

REGROWTH PERIOD whooooohoooo!

Today was a day filled with projects,
more projects and gummy sweets.

SUPPORT PAT AND JY OK?!
convention centre. Selling gummies
at 2.50 bucks per 100 grams.
BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY!

OMG results for common tests are
out this week. So nerve wrecking.
Its like confirm will fail la. :(

Projects are mostly due this week
and new projects will surfaced. So
stress.

you're in my mind all the time.
seriously get the fucked out of my head.
you did a good job for making me believe
that you were the one even after a year.

2008-06-20T21:55:00.004+08:00

18 June
Group project in the morning. Went around
in a lorry to collect 2nd hand items for
Salvation Army.

Then rush home and prepared for Jiaying's
birthday celebration. But we were late cos
of unforseen circumstances. Head to J8 for
maggie to get jy's present and met ken.
Cabbed there, to la mei zi!

After cutting cake, left for clarke quay
to drink with jy and the rest.

Lessy shared a macho mango margarita with
me at cafe iguana. While the Manfred went
for something more "potent" - flaming
lambo and shots etc.

After cafe iguana, we were off to Kandi bar.
Brought jy to club at The Arena. She got all
high! Hands all are in the air.

Left about 3 plus am, had Manfred to send
the 3 girls - lessy, jy and me, home.

19 June
Kboxed in the afternoon with kai, lessy,
chui and roy. Never ever go with roy, he is
the ultimate song DESTROYER! And kai sounds
like a girl with the "jia yin". Chui was like
a chinese pop pro.

Dinner at hong kong cafe. Then met jy at paragon
to wish her happy birthday and joined her for
desserts.

Cabbed to PLAY to support Miss zhang mei pei.
All i can say, CARA IS THE SEX! freaking
sexy! Plus she GOT IN TO THE FINALS.

I met john there, so happy to see a familiar
face. Gary left almost immediately, he didn't
stay to watch cara performed. Lessy, jy and
roy left straight after cara's performance.

So it was me, john and andrew. Dance abit
with cara, sam, alice and angela. My freaking
leg was killing me.

Anyway left for supper with john and andrew.
Supper at prata house, with chauffeur john
driving me and andrew there.

2008-06-17T22:25:00.003+08:00

Was up at like 845am. *&%?#@%!
Why? Cos maggie had facial at
12pm. Slap balls!

Was at pat's house at 1015am.
EARLYYYY! Jiaying came shortly
later and started irriatating
me as usual.

Completed FMGT powerpoint slides.
One thing of my to do list. YAY!
Jiaying left straight after the
project and maggie was still at
the facial place.

SOOOOO! Lessy and me had a mini
KBOX session on her laptop through
youtube. We were like totally
stretching our lungs. Confirm
get sore throat la. And on thurs,
we wil sound man-ner than our guys.

Camwhore again with my lessy. Spent
like the whole day with her. Watch
Harry Potter while having dinner
and snacks.

2008-06-16T20:52:00.012+08:00

Ok right now i'm like totally lost for
words. In the sense that i have nothing
to blog about. BUT! i am gonna upload
really random pics that i just found in
my phone.

All pics are NOT taken on the same day.
Random, stupid, lame really random pics.

I have the totally bigger visa whereas Glenna has that sexy small visa.
*See my pics are so fking random.

This happen on the way home. The lady in blonde, thats my aunt. The old man, thats some lao pervert. He was like hitting on her. The bus was so empty but he had to sit next to her plus she was situated right at the back, all i can say he is one determined pervert with really keen eyesight.

Chomp chomp with roy and gary. The drinks were huge. Plus sized drinks! Really worth it cos its only 3 bucks.

Look and you will know.

Check out the shoes too!

See same actions and style too. Oh their dressing were by coincidence. And i thought that only happen in my taiwan dramas.

Jiaying has really weird way of expressing herself.

If you still don't know what it is. Its ME, well shes taking through my bangle.

Her intention: Artistic feel.

Its yakult and green apple juice.

Some sex board game.

My dearest!

Love her to bits. <3

Focus on pat's head through the mirror. Freaking tiny.

Beauty therapy with maggie and lessy.

Maggie has a round round face. Talking maggie!

Super cute lah. I buy for my baby next time.

"grapeberry" (that is what joan calls it, in actual fact its cranberry) vodka and ribena vodka

Nana and joan at ZOUK!

Becky and me at ZOUK!

My mummy totally had a mismatched day. Went to gym and she had to borrow my aunt's shoes, leaving me with the nicer one. AWWW sweet!